So today wasn't quite what I had planned.
I had intended to spend the day, before going to work, doing laundry and cleaning the house. Zoë and I were going to bake some oatmeal cookies for me to take to work. But then I saw in the newspaper online that the forecast predicted snow this afternoon. And since I was already heading towards Coldville, I decided I needed to get a fire built and get the house warmed up. So I got the fire started, got the laundry started, had some toast & coffee and was well on my way to domestic bliss servitude.
Then the fire needed more wood. Now, I have to pause in my story to tell you that in the last week I have burnt my knuckles, on two separate occasions, while putting wood in the fireplace. My right hand looks like I've been dragging my knuckles on the ground. And they are ouchie. Anyway, I was putting a chunk of wood in the fireplace and in adjusting the log, got my hand in a hotspot. In total reflexive action, I jerked my arm back away from the heat. Right into the fireplace door. My elbow connected with the inside knob of the handle and I was immediately brought to my knees, dropping the other log that was in my hand, and causing me to emit a few colorful epithets. The pain in my elbow was searing and shot down my arm to my hand.
This wasn't a case of hitting your funny bone where your arm tingles painfully. This was throbbing, white-hot pain that only increased as the seconds ticked by. I stumbled to the couch, aware that Zoë was watching me, and not wanting to scare her, I tried to stem the tears that were burning my eyes and the sobs that were threatening to escape my throat. I was rather unsuccessful even as she and Tessa the dog tried to comfort me the only way they knew how: "Mommy, do you need a bandaid?" {Lick, lick...}
I called crying and scared the crap out of my husband, then called crying and scared the crap out of my mother who happened to be home. She came right over, but by that time I had regained a few of my wits and was trying to get a bag of ice for my arm. My arm continued to throb for the next couple hours.
I called my doctor's office to try to get an appointment, but with all the sickness going around, the earliest appointment I could get was at 4:30pm, five hours away. I downed some ibuprofen and snuggled up with my ice pack, watching a couple Glee episodes on the computer to pass the time.
The day wore on and my arm started to feel better and throb less. I got more mobility in it and was reassured that I hadn't actually broken my arm as I'd earlier feared. The doctor confirmed it, saying that I'd probably badly bruised the muscle or the bone and to continue the ibuprofen and ice.
So. Let's recap. My house didn't get cleaned. The laundry didn't get done. I didn't bake cookies. I was stuck home all day, in pain. I had to use my PTO (paid time off) for calling in sick to work. And IT SNOWED a little. Not exactly the day I had planned.
So naturally I'm self medicating. With Baileys & coffee.